Lance's Break

06/06/2003

Yo Roma Party People! Good News!!! I just got the word.

Why am I feeling like a surfboard that's ready to go? Like a certain German four-door sedan from the late nineties? Like a baby in the third trimester?

Because I'm waxed, baby! I'm Audi-five-thoutee! I'm headin' out!

If you see me doing a one-man rumba line through your department, shout, Hello!

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee HAW!

your friend lance