Mark Dineen shakes up Mexico

Hola everyone out there in cyberspace!

Will endeavour to recap the last couple of weeks journeys through the Mexican fog and bad typing skills here in sunny tranquill Mehico.

My curiosity of the strong Voodoo religion was finally satisfied after asking questions to the locals, and finally tracking down the local Voodoo Hoodoo head honcho in his own private museum in New Orleans French quarter. We toured through the various rooms full of cupie dolls, negro figurine shrines, assorted parafenalias of skulls, cigarettes, postcards, crosses artifact nic naks, and one 3 metre yellow Burmese python, while our host did his best in spooking us all with his tales of Voodoo sucess stories in keeping the world s evil spirits at bay while glaring hard at us from under his thick dark eyebrowls. Enthralling stuff.!!Unable to be persuaded to the Voodoo Hoodoos, we hit the dancefloors for 144 different versions of the 12 bar blues on Bourbon st, before busing it to San Antonio, and more Texas turkey, and to check out the Alamo fortress, where in the 1800 s Bowie, Davy Crockett and co lost their lives while fighting those mad Mexicans in the fight for precious tracts of American soils. The guides tell their tales of the battles, and wind up their speech yelling REMEMBER THE ALAMO!! As a result, we will never forget the Alamo, as we listened to the same speech twice, and won t forget the Alamo for a while! Now I just wanna ride my Llama from Peru to Texicana....

24 hrs later, we crossed into Mexican soil, even getting fleeced 16bucks by the fat controller on the bus, who claimed he was helping us cross cheaply, long story, and found ourselves in Nuevo Laredo, a mega dusty little cracker box of a town, packed with dented cars and wayward signwritings. Attempted to cheaply train down sth, but after our taxi happilly dropped us at the train station, we found the tracks coveed in rusthad rust, and one smiling homeless Mexican happilly informed us, No Trren! No trren! So, walked all the way back, and bused to Chihuahua, which didn t exactly appeal either, but were treated to a full tour of town from a young local who was in for English language practice, and a drink or two. He even shouted us tequilla ice cream, and showed us where the local prostitutes hang out, and what they re worth, not that I was asking!

Next day, jumped on board the copper canyon express railway, due to leave at 7am. We boarded, and listened to the train roar stationary for over an hour, before rolling out at 8.15am. Mexican time! The scenery got into to full swing, as the train squeeked and meandered it s way through the rocky hils and primative dry farmlands, home to the Tarramujarra people, who inhabit the far out mountains also, and earn small change selling colourful crafts to the rich Gringos(white man, usually American, who gets sunburnt and has lotsa money). The sombero has evolved, now the form of a white cowboy hat, and can be seen everywhere in droves here.

Stopped in Creel, a small town of high altitiude, freezing at night, warm by day. Visited some hot springs among great canyon views, and spent a day mountainbiking the local trails, which were fantastic. Two German guys who have ridden all the way from San Fransico put us to shame by riding up everything while we panted and pushed. The rocky/smooth terrain was perfect, and everywhere I looked, I pictured the coyote prying off that boulder balancing on top of the tall rock pillars with a cro-bar as the roadrunner waits below, the rock formations were amazing, as to the sunny cloudless weather. A great place that was hard to leave.

With a hankering for some beach, finally found some in Mazatlan, mid west coast Mexico, and lapped up the mediocre bodysurfing, and some tasty coconuts on the beach, while watching the hoards of fishermen bringing in their catch, while the restaurants dished out endless seafood, which we indulged with a few other gringos. Super.!Next, spent 2 nights on Piedra island, living ultra cheap in brick/palm branch huts, practicing Spanish with the hillarious and super friendly hosts, and took in the sights on the commercialised beach there, where everything from necklaces to baby iguana s are for sale. Swimming by day, fire on the beach at night, slobbery is taking me over.

Now in San Blas, on the coast again, hoping for some good surf, and a trip into the jungle. Cant help but feel sorry for the hoards of poorly state dogs here, and some other anaimals, a sign of poverty in this part of the world. Last night while watching an outdoor street fiesta, we got patting a pet racoon on a 2 foot chain in the yard of a house, which was desperate to free itself. So, unsatisfied by his imprisonment, I set the alarm for 3am, and Lisa and I crept down through the dark streets, armed with pocket knife, and managed to release the sleepy racoon, then, while heading back, met our landlord on the street, who was surprised to see us, but was more interested in telling us his drunken tale about his 6ft blonde Canadian female disco partner he d just farewelled. Close call. Racoon mission accomplished!!

Will hang here till 26th, hoping for a spot of turkey, and a fiesta, before heading off again, hope everyone has a great Xmas/new year with bellies full of quality chow and good red, thanks for all the greets and mails, they go a long way in these far outskirts, believe me, and will get around to writing to you all soon. Back to more mangled spanish lessons which is serving us well, and the slow process of getting rid of this European tan of mine. The locals are great, very friendly and hillarious to listen to, Mexico is shaping up well.

Hasta luego amigos, amigas!

Mutzo Marco